tbh i think straight girls appreciate girls more than straight boys do
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we’re the ones that have sex with them so i think that’s unlikely
1. Straight men are not the only people having sex with women
2. I got some fascinating news to tell you about the disappointing nature of most straight men in bed
3. Fucking women doesn’t mean you appreciate them as people, not in the slightest
Girls are soft and have nice lips and nice bodies and nice waists to grab. When they cuddle with you they have small soft hands and they don’t crush you like guys do.
When you’re sleeping in the same bed as a girl and there may be mutual feelings but nobody says anything and she thinks you’re asleep so she puts her hand on your waist, slowly inching closer to you, seeing how far she can go, how close she can get because she really just wants to hold you tight
And you still pretend to be asleep because you know if you even move a little bit she’ll back off but you want her to stay, you want to feel her touching you and holding you
And it feels so nice and you hold really still until you think she’s asleep so you can inch closer to her
But she’s probably not asleep
And then maybe one day you’ll get lucky and you’ll be whispering under the covers and then you get closer
and closer
and then you press your foreheads together and someone puts a hand on a waist and then your lips meet and your heart stops because how could you have attained something so beautiful, so perfect
and you look at each other and your pupils swell and you think you just might have died and gone to Heaven
and when you touch it sends a shiver down your spine
and you feel at home in her arms and there’s no other way to describe it except that you belong there
ok but the avengers went from five white men and one woman to one white man, two women (maybe three if captain marvel gets on board), two men of colour (and possibly a third if black panther joins,) and a genderless being of immeasurable power. can this please keep happening
when boys have sleepovers do they sleep in the same bed like girls do or do the rules of no homo include sharing beds
I would be an awful parent. My kid would say “I don’t wanna go to school I just wanna sleep” and I’d probably get in bed with them and say “I feel you”
"why weren’t you at school today"
"my mum feels me"
*police sirens*
like a year ago everyone was all OMG REGINA IS GONNA KILL EMMA AGAIN BC SHE RUINED HER LIFEEEE and now TVGuide just wrote “True Love can exist between two women” k bye
that is so fucking huge. TV FUCKING GUIDE just said True Love can exist between two women whether platonic or not …
in an article in which they also referred to SwanQueen by name, referred to SQ another “shipper couple,” said that the SQ moment was much heavier than the NonconSwan moment, and wondered why Emma didn’t TLK Slimy O’Manpain if she loves him.
if general publications see it? it’s a big flashing sign.
^*^^*****
Right, though?!?!?
So we have:
- A show about two women “pretending” they are lesbians:
Faking It
- A show about two women pretending they are straight:
Once Upon a Time
- Henry: *drags out his suitcase* I can't wait to sleep in my own bed.
- Emma: *watches as Henry packs* What do you mean?
- Henry: I remember now so that means I can move back home.
- Emma: *shuffles her feet* Why not just stay here? With me?
- Henry: Mom, a one room apartment at a bed and breakfast isn't exactly the ideal rooming situation.
- Emma: Oh, yeah, I guess you're rig-
- Regina: Are you ready?
- Emma: *puts a hand over her heart* Regina!
- Regina: Yes?
- Emma: You could have used the door instead of proofing in.
- Regina: I do not poof.
- Emma: You just did-
- Henry: *holds up his packed suitcase* I'm ready.
- Emma: Well, I guess I'll see you later, kid.
- Regina: What do you mean?
- Emma: Huh?
- Regina: You're coming with us. I mean it would only make sense-
- Emma: *rushes to throw her clothes in a duffle bag*
- Regina: *rolls her eyes and mumbles* Idiot.
- Henry: But she's your idiot.
- Regina: Don't let your mother hear you say that.
- Henry: I didn't hear a denial.
- Regina: *smiles and watches Emma pack*
I was at the library the other day, and my daughter was playing at the Art Table with two other girls. One of the little girls’ mother was near by and said “Aren’t you girls good little artists!”
And the third girl perked up and said “My dad’s an artist!”
The woman smiled indulgently and says “Oh really, what kind?”
The little girl proudly told her “He’s a tattoo artist.”
And the woman. Oh man. Her face just twists, crumples into something nothing short of disdain, and she opens her mouth and says “That’s not…”
"An easy job," I cut in, looking the woman in the face because really? You’re going to tell a child her dad’s not a real artist. "In fact it’s very very hard, because that art is alive forever on a person, not like on paper. And that’s scary! You have to be really good, to be a tattoo artist. Your dad must be really, really good.”
what kind of person could just try and crush a little kid like that? goddamn.
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